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history does repeat itself -


TAGS: history repeats itself
Rating: 4.6/5

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Curlyrocks - January 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
Most of the Lakota gave up their guns and they didn't end up having to be carted off in box cars, oh but they where massacred so.... carry on.


PRESIDENT JOB KILLER - Would like to instead- blame Bush, job stealing ATM's, tornadoes, weather, tea party, republicans, solar flares, Puxatony Phil, oil spill, S&P downgrade, Japan's earthquake, Congress and God.




GUN CONTROL ACTIVISTS: - Who would have thought in the early 1940's, just 3 years after taking guns away from citizens that Germany would be rounding up Catholics and Jews and other ethnics to "cleanse" their society.




EDUCATE YOURSELF. DON'T TRUST THE GOVERNMENT. DON'T BE A LOW INFORMATION VOTER -




YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! -




STAND YOUR GROUND - For some reason, "Stand Your Ground" doesn't apply if you actually are trying to defend yourself from harm. Go figure.




Government Proves once again -




WE ARE THE 53% - This about says it all.......




SELF PRESERVATION -




ANGRY LITTLE MAN SYNDROME - Add that to the malignant narcissism and we've got a real problem come 2012




Pro-self defense does NOT mean pro-murder. -


TAGS: pro life murder self defense hobby lobby
Rating: 3.76/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 11:07 pm
That's a non sequitar. The intention of self-defense is not to kill someone. The intention of abortion IS to kill someone.


NOT GUILTY! -




PROVE IT TO YOURSELF -


TAGS: prove it to yourself
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

StoneTools - July 31, 2013, 6:39 pm
I think you would. It's the only place you can actually get some attention (even if it is over the sound of people laughing at your use of MSNBC quotes.)
crankyhead - July 31, 2013, 10:12 am
Fox, do you think I'd participate here, if I didn't believe in free speech? Think about it. Try not to hurt yourself, I know it's been a while since you've had to think. =)
StoneTools - July 31, 2013, 2:53 am
ROFL
terroraustralis - July 30, 2013, 9:47 pm
its a real shame that ron paul retired. his chances of winning in 2016 will be a hell of alot better than they ever could have been in 2012.
Reality Lord - July 30, 2013, 9:31 pm

lol @ fox and crank. thank god you two are just horsing around and not making personal attacks on each other. oh you guys.
Reality Lord - July 30, 2013, 9:29 pm

well i will agree with you about ron paul. had he gotten the GOP nomination this would be a different country today. as for the constituion coming back... the backlash has begun...quietly. they need to throw some big sh**s in jail.
foxrecon19d - July 28, 2013, 2:40 pm
What's the matter, crankyhead the Canadifake?The American right to freedom of speech and expression does not agree with you much? ...heh...heh...heh...
foxrecon19d - July 28, 2013, 2:35 pm
Nope...your left-wing liberal Obama worshipping instructor did... and SO DO YOU, or else you wouldn't be commenting, right? Owned much?
crankyhead - July 28, 2013, 1:57 pm
Fox, you're the guy who believes his posters are somehow shaping the political landscape. You're the guy who believes that his posters are worthy of being discussed critically in a classroom. You said so yourself, remember?
foxrecon19d - July 27, 2013, 2:29 pm
"...delusions of grandeur..." when Obama worshippers like crankyhead the Canadifake believes that anything they say is actually relevant anymore
crankyhead - July 27, 2013, 11:19 am
No, Waldo is merely expressing his own delusions of grandeur, in anecdotal form.
terroraustralis - July 25, 2013, 5:40 pm
ron paul being buried by the media and losing the republican party nomination for president, was a statement by the republican party, that they do not give a f*** about the constitution, and they do not give a f*** about freedom.
terroraustralis - July 25, 2013, 5:39 pm
the current state that america is in is reflective of the current state that america is in. i agree that a return to the constitution is needed, but i do not beleive it will ever happen.
Rudedog - July 25, 2013, 4:33 pm
That is the craziest **** I've ever heard. I guess any liberal with an agenda is qualified to be on on line professor these days.
Reality Lord - July 25, 2013, 7:28 am

the current state that America is in is in no way reflective of that great nation. a return to its constitution is what is so needed.
terroraustralis - July 24, 2013, 11:37 pm
words cannot describe how glad i am to not live in the "united states of politically correct facism"
terroraustralis - July 24, 2013, 11:36 pm
funny how they like to forget that the nazis were hard left authoritarian socialists led by a f***ING VEGETARIAN. i honestly cant believe people still dont recognise that shooting sprees are a symptom of the bull**** spewed by the media and government.
foxrecon19d - July 24, 2013, 10:03 pm
Honestly don't know where he got it. Politifake, maybe? But he flashes it on the montior and goes into a rant about how 'right-wing Nazi-propaganda threatens to brainwash American society.' Again, this was an online course for deployed American military
terroraustralis - July 24, 2013, 8:25 pm
so... you're telling me that your own online history professor used your poster as an example of pro-nazi propaganda?
foxrecon19d - July 24, 2013, 6:31 pm
AH! HA! HA! HA! My online history professor showed this poster and tried to use it as an example of "pro-Nazi propaganda" When the students started to ask questions, the professor got pissed and cancelled today's class.


IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN AND YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA TO REPRESENT YOU AS AN INFORMED MEMBER OF THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY, FACEPALM YOURSELF -




A SHOT IN THE DARK -




WHO MOURNS FOR OBAMA? -




SELF PROMOTION - Obama Gives Himself a B Plus Grade Because no one else will




HISTORY - Those who don't learn from it are doomed to repeat it....




Donna Brazile’s Complete Lack of Self-Awareness -




HOW TO ANNOY A LIBERAL - Think for yourself!




EDUCATE YOURSELF. DO NOT BE A LOW-INFORMATION VOTER -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Progressives hate for their country is a mental disorder.




selfishness -




FROM MICHELLE: THREE SOLID TIPS FOR LOOKING GOOD - 1.'Mix it up' - 2.'Wear what you love' 3.Don’t obsess about your clothes, be practical about them, and make the people around you your focus .




ENDORSEMENT - because some voters are too stupid to form an opinion




Gun Control Policy -


TAGS: gun control self defence usa
Rating: 5/5

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Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 1:05 am
The one thing that other countries have difficulty understanding is that the United States by constitutional law empowers it's citizens to bear arms. (Maybe Australia can empathize with that right becoming expunged.)


Liberals -




8TH WORD TO DESCRIBE THE CLOWN' SPEECH: - SELF-CENTERED: The only job he’s concerned with is his. If he wanted a bipart. package, he'd work with/GOP.




THE KISSING BANDIT! -




"Animals have no fundamental rights; only people do." -


TAGS: rush selfish hypocrite politics shame
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - December 13, 2013, 10:57 am
He is an imbecile.


EDUCATE YOURSELF. DO NOT BE A LOW-INFORMATION VOTER -




EDUCATE YOURSELF. DO NOT BE A LOW-INFORMATION VOTER -




SNIPING POSTER # 10,000 - As I crouched in the Savannah, there it was. I took aim and BOOM! Got it! OBTW Obama sucks.




SONG OF MYSELF -




SELF-EXPLANATORY - needs no catchy slogan




YOU HAVE TO STOP AND ASK YOURSELF - Patriotic or not, does it really make a difference anymore ?




Margaret Sanger an American hero -


TAGS: vilified by the self righteous
Rating: 4.06/5

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fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 2:20 am
Exactly.
terroraustralis - July 19, 2014, 2:01 am
you mean why do HUMANS always twist facts to try and make people whose causes they support look like can do no wrong while attempting to castigate others?. the answer is "because humans are f***ing retarded"
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 11:11 pm
The problem with that statement is that I'm conservative, but not religious. Try again
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 9:21 pm
LOL
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 9:19 pm
BTW I'm glad I could bring Faux and Emma together finally.
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 8:40 pm
We all know that if she was a bible thumping, pro life, god fearing republican you would be making posters exalting her glory.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 7:26 pm
why do liberals always twist facts to try to make people whose causes they support look like can do no wrong while attempting to castigate others?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 7:24 pm
and why would she concentrate her efforts in poverty stricken areas? And what proof do you have that she wasn't a racist? Can you quote something from her writings that says she wasn't? I already gave you her quotes that says she was a racist.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 7:22 pm
yup, you nailed her.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 7:06 pm
Oh, yeah…she's nuts. Like a fruitcake. X-D
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 6:11 pm
In one "What Every Girl Should Know" commentary, she observed that Aboriginal Australians were "just a step higher than the chimpanzee" I don't know about you, but that sounds pretty racist.
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 6:08 pm
She was concerned that by concentrating her birth control efforts in areas of poverty it might be seen by her adversaries as an attempt at extermination. Poorly worded, probably; evidence of an evil racist, only to those set on vilification.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 5:56 pm
d***, that was in reference to curly's #69163/4
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 5:55 pm
I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 5:52 pm
And that's from her book "Woman and the New Race"
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 5:52 pm
to civilization"
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 5:51 pm
In a partial defense of Sanger, she wrote "while there are cases where even the law recognizes an abortion as justifiable if recommended by a physician, I a**ert that the hundreds of thousands of abortions performed in America each year are a disgrace
Curlyrocks - July 16, 2014, 5:48 pm
making all her other ideas and points irrelevant because they came from a racist.
Curlyrocks - July 16, 2014, 5:48 pm
If the phrase "We don’t want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population" is out of context I don't want to know what the context was and will just say that like Clive Bundy she should have kept her ideas of race to herself before
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 5:41 pm
How much of her actual writings have you read?
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 5:10 pm
She was indicted for postal obscenity charges for distributing contraception pamphlets. The quote about "negro extermination" was taken out of context and is tirelessly used by the anti abortionists to portray her as an evil racist.
Curlyrocks - July 16, 2014, 4:37 pm
I've seen people try and claim that the ph**o of her hanging out with the Klan was faked but we'll never know. But Emma is right if you read her work she gets real wet over the idea of people with "inferior genes" being castrated or segregated.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 4:11 pm
her own words in her writings before you attempt to defend her.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 4:10 pm
Margaret Sanger's writings speak volumes about her rationale for Planned Parenthood. Pure and simply, she was attempting to use abortion as a population control for African Americans and admitted that was her intent. You might want to reasearch some of
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 4:09 pm
Tell me you aren't trying to whitewash her position on eugenics, you just can't be that stupid. And where did the p***ography thing come from?
Zeitguy - July 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
She has been the target of attack from the religious right to link birth control and women's rights with racism and p***ography.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 12:53 pm
Funny how planned parenthood never mentions Margaret Sanger, the Eugenicist
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 12:49 pm
"Woman, Morality, and Birth Control." New York: New York Publishing Company, 1922. Page 12.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 12:48 pm
"We don’t want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population, and the minister is the man who can straighten out that idea if it ever occurs to any of their more rebellious members." Margaret Sanger in
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 12:46 pm
Yeah, a real hero: "Give dysgenic groups [people with "bad genes"] in our population their choice of segregation or [compulsory] sterilization." Margaret Sanger in “America Needs a Code for Babies,” 27 Mar 1934
Curlyrocks - July 16, 2014, 12:28 pm
Some hero
Curlyrocks - July 16, 2014, 12:28 pm
http://www.realclearreligion.com/index_files/page42_blog_entry228_summary_1.jpg


THINK FOR YOURSELF - But Prepare For These Labels: Intolerant Racist, Homophobic, Gun-Totin’, Teabaggin’ Extremist!


TAGS: think for yourself labels
Rating: 4/5

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Renza - March 28, 2013, 1:11 pm
np, it's an accurate word quite often, so many people will yell their catch phrases then look like a deer in the headlights when questioned on it.
OlderThanDirt - March 28, 2013, 12:55 pm
LOL. I should have added 'mindless' to those labels. Thanks for making my point.
Renza - March 28, 2013, 9:59 am
This doesn't make sense, if people thought for themselves, they probably wouldn't follow the mindless tenets of the GOP, so nobody would have a reason to call them a racist, homophobe, bun nut, or teabagger...


THE FIRST VICTIMS - Of Government Run Health Care and an Obama-style regime!




"THOU SHALT NOT OPPOSE ME . . . " - "Afterall, I was elected for the forgiveness of your sins."




WELL... - Every time I enter Taco Bell wearing my ICE vest and Border Patrol cap, I end up self-serving anyway.




PSA FOR LIBERALS - Thinking can be liberating! Try thinking for yourself, you might even begin to start to like it!




NOT MINE - You are a self-proclaimed false idol




The Modern Conservative -




Reflection -




OBAMA - The self puppeteer




DEMS AND RINOS IN DC - This defines our problem, perfectly. Needs no further explanation.




SELFISHNESS - Nothing like getting the Prom canceled for everyone because you were offended that you couldn't take your girlfriend.




RACIAL ENTITLEMENT - Now where did I hear that crazy idea before?




PULL MY FINGER - You'll get as much out of that end as the other




OOPS -


TAGS: selfdeportation selfdisqualification flippity floppity d oh
Rating: 2.54/5

More politifakes by crankyhead

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2012, 6:21 pm

WTFO only comes around in the evenings, I've known him for a long time and I can a**ure you that he will make the poster and he will still be an active member of the site. Can't you guys take the high road long enough to give him a chance?
fauxnews - November 7, 2012, 5:43 pm
@Cranky... Unfortunately, it sounds like our little wanker WTFO has run off with his tail between his legs. I don't imagine we will see this coward any time soon. He has banished himself, it would seem, out of embarrassment and anger.lol
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:32 pm
@WTFO, I'll just keep commenting on this poster every day until you fulfil your debt of honor. No rush though, just don't want you forgetting is all. =)
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 12:31 am
At your leisure, sir.
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 8:05 pm
@WTFO: Since you're buying the winners a round, I'd like a Guiness, mate.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 8:03 pm
Getting nervous yet WTFO?
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 9:59 pm
Sure. Any time before inauguration day, it is.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 9:56 pm
That's more than ample time to complete it considering we'll know the winner early Nov. Let's go with that. I'm sure neither of us will take that long, though.
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 6:00 pm
WTFO, do you want to set a date for when the poster is due? I'm thinking that because we're only betting the one poster, maybe inauguration day would be as good a day as any? I'm flexible though, any thoughts/preferences?
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 5:55 pm
Fine then. Good luck.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 5:55 pm
Nothing disingenuous on my part. A bet is a bet and I normally wish the other luck. How you received it is your problem. If you felt that was an insult to your intelligence, then it's on you, not me. I didn't send it that way.
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 12:55 pm
I won't need it. I'd wish you luck as well, but it would probably appear just as disingenuous as it did, when you said it to me, just then. There's no need to insult everyone's intelligence a second time, right?
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 3:02 am
Good luck.
crankyhead - October 7, 2012, 10:48 pm
Sure. I can do that bet. You're on.
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:23 pm
As for the wager. I don't think it needs to be complicated. I think 1 poster from the loser would do. How about a good pic of the winning candidate w/ title "PRESIDENT X" and language "The winner of 2012 election. Cranky or WTFO was right, I was wrong"?
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:18 pm
done serving my country, I'll rejoin the workforce and use my skills/expertise to get a job. Maybe then, I'll have more time to waste on the net.
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:17 pm
Wow. For someone who "runs a business" you sure have a lot of time to surf the net on motifake and politifake. Must be nice to "work from home". Also, I don't "work", I serve. There is a big difference but I wouldn't expect you to understand. When I'm
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:14 pm
Name the 27 lies. You really need to start understanding that just because you don't like things/or that they disagree with your dogma doesn't mean they are lies. It is a weak ego defense you use, my friend.
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 5:10 pm
The only people who think that Romney won that debate, are the people who weren't bothered at all by the fact that Romney went on television, and told 27 lies in 45 minutes.
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 5:02 pm
...this sound like a reasonable wager to you? Any other caveats you'd like to add?
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 5:01 pm
...inauguration day? The election is what, Nov 6th? And inauguration day is what the second week of January, or something like that? So that'll give the loser of the bet, something like 8 weeks to make 5 posters they don't want to. Does...
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 4:59 pm
the posters being submitted, have to be approved by the other person first. So if you win, whatever Romney poster(s?) I make, have to get the ok from you first, and vice versa. We'll also give a deadline to complete them, say...
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
As far as the wager, how about something like this: Obama wins the election, you owe politifake at least one, maybe up to five, pro-Obama posters. If Romney wins, I owe the same number of pro-Romney posters. You pick the number. One caveat though...
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 4:55 pm
For the record WTFO, I run a business. I'm a land owner, and a tax payer. I have employees. By definition, I'm a 'job-creator'. Unlike you, I don't work for a paycheck, I sign them. So you can take your a**umptions elsewhere.
WTFO - October 5, 2012, 12:43 am
Unless of course you want to back out after seeing the President get his tail handed to him by all the facts and his failed record in the debate. I'll understand if you've lost your nerve on this proposed wager.
WTFO - October 5, 2012, 12:41 am
tends to be a low priority for me. That said, what kind of wager involves a poster? I may be interested.
WTFO - October 5, 2012, 12:40 am
As I've told you in the past, I'm not like you. I have a life that doesn't revolve around milking govt entitlements while surfing the internet in Mommy's basement. I serve my nation, go to school and have a great family. So responding to your ignorance...
crankyhead - October 3, 2012, 5:25 pm
No huh? That's cool, I don't blame you.
crankyhead - October 2, 2012, 5:28 pm
...willing to wager a poster or two on the outcome. Are you the gambling type WTFO?
crankyhead - October 2, 2012, 5:27 pm
The likelihood of the outcome of the election, still residing in the land of 'I guess we'll have to wait and see', is nil. The only hope iro(m)n(e)y has, is if someone decides to steal it for him. If you'd like to make it interesting though, I'd be...
WTFO - October 2, 2012, 12:52 am
I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens in Nov. Good luck, your broken ideology will need it.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:38 am
...liberalism as an ideology is in trouble, I got news for you. There's an election in November, and frankly, conservatism isn't doing too well in the polls, if you know what I mean.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:36 am
Envy of others success? Conspiracy theories? What in tarnation are you prattling on about now? You know what else is fun to watch? The death throes of proper spelling and grammar in the language a person was raised with. If you really think that...
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 2:36 am
You truly can't propose a logical argument (at least you're not a ignorant tool though). Go ahead and stick to your envy of others' success and your conspiracy theories. I'll stick to facts and evidence. The death throws of liberalism are fun to watch.
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 2:34 am
I understand your positions completely. You are a blind hater and a troll on this site. You are really sticking to a tax conspiracy with no proof and attack birthers at the same time. HAHAHAHA. "a lot can change in 4 yrs". Experience? By voting present?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 2:06 am
As for the Obama quote, he said that in 2004. A lot can change in 4 years. You can gain a lot of experience in 4 years. Heck, some people get whole degrees in 4 years. BTW, the only weakness between us, is your inability to understand my positions.
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 2:02 am
What Im curious about is what he is hiding? He's clearly hiding something. There is no reason to eat this much bad press for something he could've done away with months ago. The hidden ***e shows his character is that of hiding things. Hmm, must be bad
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 2:00 am
...isn't fit to run a struggling economy.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 2:00 am
the answer to that in a 2009 return? Or possibly a 2008 return? Perhaps he's owing back taxes? Who knows? All we do know is that he's not going to tell us. Again, a guy who can't do his own taxes, or who's going to lie about how he does his taxes...
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 2:00 am
DIAGNOSIS: Diarrhea of the mouth. SYMPTOMS: Spewing endless crap. CAUSE: Letting liberals get under his skin, can't keep his big boy pants on. CURE: 2nd term of Obama. PRESCRIPTION: America already on this. Obama widely leading in the polls with Americans
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 1:59 am
DIAGNOSIS: Diarrhea of the mouth. SYMPTOMS: Spewing endless crap. CAUSE: Letting liberals get under his skin, can't keep his big boy pants on. CURE: 2nd term of Obama. PRESCRIPTION: America already on this. Obama widely leading in the polls with Americans
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 1:59 am
Well, what better way for him to avoid the coming storm, than to release two years worth of returns, one's showing that he paid too much? How kind of him, right? You suppose there's a reason he paid too much in 2011? You suppose maybe you'd find...
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 1:58 am
DIAGNOSIS: Diarrhea of the mouth. SYMPTOMS: Spewing endless crap. CAUSE: Letting liberals get under his skin, can't keep his big boy pants on. CURE: 2nd term of Obama. PRESCRIPTION: America already on this. Obama widely leading in the polls with Americans
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 1:57 am
That must have hurt? Laughable. It's public knowledge. Asking me that question was like asking me if water is wet, or if a dog's breath smells like dog food. Give me a break.
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 1:48 am
You have also completely ignored Obama's quote that he would be too inexperienced to run for POTUS in 08 (he was right). So congrats on getting 33% of the way there. But your distractions, dodges and downplaying still show weakness in your positions. v/r
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 1:46 am
On the 2nd question, you dodged. What proof do you have that he "edited" them? Looks like you're pulling the same BS tactic you attack others when they claim Obama "edited" his birth cert. I guess that makes you a "taxer" vs "birther". Equally as dumb.
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 1:41 am
Well, this might count as progress, crank. You did admit he donated to charity. That must have hurt, because you immediately tried to downplay it as a rqmt of his faith. Fact is, the Mormon faith requires a 10% thithe. He dontaed 3x as much.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:18 am
...struggling and trying to recover. If the answer is B, then being willing to lie to the public about the nature of the way you run your business, should disqualify you from being in office. The gaffe, I can live with.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:16 am
If the real answer to the reason he re did his taxes is A, then that should disqualify him. A man who can't even do his own taxes, or doesn't know that he overpaid his taxes, does not possess the wherewithal to lead an economy, especially one that is...
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:14 am
Now it's my opinion, that Romney's gaffe, isn't really worth disqualifying him from office. Even if those are the words he used. He's a human being, right? Stuff happens. What does concern me however is this:
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 12:13 am
For example... You read Ann Coulter's book yet?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:12 am
So that leaves us trying to determine one of two possible conclusions. Either A) Romney has no idea how to file his own taxes. or B) Romney is not above doing a little "creative accounting", as long as John Q. Public doesn't know about it.
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 12:12 am
Keep moving the Goal Posts... Another great lib trick
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:10 am
...in order to appease the public, he's released two years worth. But he edited them, before he released them, so as not to be embarrassed by his obvious gaffe. He can still change them back, if he doesn't win the election, but that's another story.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:08 am
...and was confident that his statement wasn't applying to him. After all, he's running for office, right? But then people wanted to see his taxes. To 'vet' him, because of this. Romney refused originally, to show any of his returns. Now...
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 12:06 am
I thought bababababa bamster was a christian too
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:05 am
...people who paid more taxes than were legally required, weren't fit to be presidential. Sure he said it off the cuff, but he said it nonetheless. At the time, I'm sure he thought in his own mind, that he hadn't paid more than he was supposed to...
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:04 am
WTFO: Yes, Romney donated money to charity. Charity is also mandated by his faith. The mormons call it tithing, but whatever, it's charity. This is public knowledge. The thing about Romney is, he made a statement about how he didn't think that...
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 12:02 am
TRANSLATION (WTFO): Whiny temper tantrum.
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:56 pm
Second thought, no I don't pity you. That would imply that I care and there's no reason to care of a liberal hater. It just fuels their victimhood. As arnnatz points out, my description of you isn't seen just by me. It's obvious to anyone who's honest.
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:54 pm
What's the matter? Can't handle it when people point out the truth about your hate/lies? I'm sure you want arnnatz to ignore you because he keeps proving you wrong. BTW, you still never answered the questions. You just cried. I pity you.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 5:19 pm
Yes DB. Most of my posters, that use direct quotes, in context, typically send a few of the regulars here into giant hissy fits. Especially if I can wiggle a little irony and humor in there as well.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 4:58 pm
Aren't you supposed to be ignoring me?
deerbag2 - September 24, 2012, 3:31 pm
Looks like this Politifake hit a nerve.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 3:30 pm
or someone who changes their avatar to the name of the person they are mad at because they lost an argument .Talk about PWN'D.LOL.Did you lose a bet? Doh! I would never put YOUR name on my avatar. That'd be like putting "loser"on my name, wait..Romney,Doh
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 9:41 am
wow! Cranky finally admits all the stuff that has been evident about him all along!
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 9:40 am
nice to see you finally admitting it
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 8:38 am
or one that begins with "BWAK BWAK"
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 8:38 am
a perfect example of a 12 year old troll is "TRANSLATION: " followed by an ignorant statement
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 8:04 am
14 year old... I think he's talking to your sock puppy RT..
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:37 am
5 minutes in, and I'm a '12 year old'. Keep in mind, this is without any retorts from me. This is just you, logging on to the internet, spewing your hate at me, because somehow according to you, I'm the 'hater'. Get a grip WTFO.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:36 am
4 minutes in and you're claiming that it's me, who is unable to be honest, and respectful. From now on, kindly blow the smoke up your own @$$, ok?
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:34 am
3 minutes in and I 'have not integrity', whatever that means. At least you're consistent in your inability to not insult people.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:33 am
2 minutes in and I'm a 'liar' and 'delusional'. Repeat yourself much?
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:32 am
1 minute in, and I'm 'childish'.
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 7:27 am
Stupid
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 7:26 am
I hate to be the buzz kill for your stupod posters... He's not seeking a postion above his pay grade.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:46 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO): I know when I'm beat. Time to run away again.Hope my spouse doesn't get angry with me for keeping him up all night venting in bed about internet liberals getting under my skin.It's scary being a bully when others stand up to me! :-(
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:40 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO): I know when I'm beat. Time to run away again.Hope my spouse doesn't angry with me keeping him up all night venting in bed about internet liberals getting under my skin.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:38 am
Oh,WTFO, no one is buying it. Cranky has pretty good rep on this site unlike you. The truth is that you sentenced yourself to a self-imposed exile because you lost an argument and lost your temper. No one is buying into your BS, most of all, you.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:36 am
Thanks for playing. You and the 12-yr olds can go back to spamming honest users and stroking each others' egos.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:35 am
I do like a good discussion, but that takes honesty and respect on both sides. You have clearly proven time and time again that you are completely incapable of supporting the BS you spew on here, while laughably attempting to claim some moral high ground.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:34 am
did answer your question on Romney's quote. Also, by the fact that you still have not answered those questions, you clearly prove that you have not integrity. If you'd answered, then you would have proven you were neither slow or lacking integrity.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:33 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO):Lastly,I deny acting like a 12-yr old little troll.I act like a 5-yr old troll!Get your facts straight.I'd do ANYTHING to silence liberals and their annoying irrefutable facts cuz they make my lying ears bleed. Devil, are you listening?
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:32 am
2nd, you whined like a little girl that I claimed you were slow and lacked integrity. Well, I asked simple questions about Romney's charity, taxes and Obama's own words, yet you NEVER responded. That proves you are slow to answer what was asked. NOTE: I
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:31 am
to a 12-yr old troll, but not to anyone who is rational and read how you were factually destroyed at every turn in those exchanges. Now, the 2 options for this claim is that you are a liar (I don't think so) or are delusional for believing that story.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:29 am
I honestly have to thank you, cranky. Every time I make an a**ertion, you prove it completely. 1st, I claimed you were delusional: you proved that by claiming that you have somehow driven from this site thru your childish attacks. That may be believable
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:26 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO):Yes, there were some taxes Romney couldn't shelter off-shore, poor soul.It is noble when others give to charity but Mitt hopes we're too stupid to notice when he's using charity to white wash his greed. My BS is complex. Rmoney
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:23 am
Lastly, I neither deny or excuse anyone acting like a 12-yr old little troll on this site. You already know that I support cleaning up this site and what I've tried to do to help. I'll keep trying to help, but it's not all on my shoulders. v/r,
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:19 am
makes it difficult for companies to expand and hire more employees. All in the lie of what is "fair" to Dems. Is it really fair to tax someone's income twice? I don't think so.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:18 am
bite out of a person's income. That's because the $ used to invest in companies comes from the investor who already earned it through other means and it was already taxed at the normal income rate. Raising capital gains taxes destroys investments and
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:17 am
he bypassed the waste of govt programs and helped people. The $ he gave was subtracted from his total taxable income. He was still taxed for ~$16M of income from capital gains. Also remember that capital gains taxes (while lower @ 15%) are the govt's 2nd
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:12 am
Yes, he got a tax credit but accepted less than he was allowed (per this poster) and yes it still counts. It is noble to give to charity but it'd be stupid not to take the tax deduction for it. Our IRS is complex. Because Romney gave $ directly to charity
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 2:03 pm

And wtfo, I agree that there are some 12 year old attitudes around here.....but there are some on both sides. If the cons here want to be taken seriously you'll have to clean your own house first (you know which one I mean)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 1:57 pm

Did Romney get a tax credit for the %30 that he donated? If he did, it doesn't count as generosity, it just counts as common sense.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:33 am
TRANSLATION:Now,if I use the words"courage/honesty",will you please just pretend I'm sincere and tell me what I want to hear?Can you pretend Romney made a big sacrifice for the poor by paying his own taxes?Can't we use old videos of Obama as a redherring?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:29 am
TRANSLATION:Apparently,I need to insult you now since you aren't giving into me.1st:(setting a trap)I admit you are right.2nd:now that I gave you that will you PLEASE just get on the ground and let me walk all over you like a doormat? Got it?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:26 am
TRANSLATION:Yes I do deny Romney's quote.Why won't you give into my whining and just pretend that Romney wasn't caught on ***e dissing half of America?Haven't I whined enough?My tantrums used to work with mom when I wanted a toy.Why don't they work w/you?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:23 am
TRANSLATION:I sling mud at other members and at the candidates and don't like being called out on it.Most conservative posters on this site are by Vbattalie and are stark raving mad.When in doubt, resort to condescension and insults to hide insecurity
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:20 am
TRANSLATION:Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.Lie.


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Curlyrocks - December 10, 2014, 9:23 pm
A BASE LOAD solar plant and molten salt batteries are what are really giving me wood though. http://www.solarreserve.com/what-we-do/csp-projects/crescent-dunes/
Curlyrocks - December 10, 2014, 9:22 pm
http://rt.com/business/212383-australia-record-solar-energy/
Curlyrocks - December 10, 2014, 9:21 pm
I only gave you 1L because you got ahead of your self, the tec wasn't ready when you made this. It is now.


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YOU DIDNT BUILD THAT - they get offended when obama says it, but not when their pastor says it even though they're both saying the exact same thing, noone does anything completely by themselves.


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CthulhuDownUnder - July 25, 2014, 5:28 pm
the only 'tards dumber than those who voted in Obummer are those who try to vote him out with teabag s***led to their foreheads, like the alternative is better. need a 3rd party, not a turd party.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2016, 7:51 pm

Please explain your "alcoholic wisdom" comment.
11BoomBoom - May 1, 2016, 2:49 pm
I'll leave you with a lil'wisdom:You cant create 'a narrative' to make yourself happy.If you aint happy,then it's the TRUTH you are unhappy with.And 'truthfully',Im a VERY happy bloke right now.Thx 4 playing ;^) Good night fauxnews alcoholic wisdom
fauxnews - May 1, 2016, 12:34 am
..Ok,enough for one nite.LOL.But I'll leave you with a lil'wisdom:You cant create 'a narrative' to make yourself happy.If you aint happy,then it's the TRUTH you are unhappy with.And 'truthfully',Im a VERY happy bloke right now.Thx 4 playing ;^) Good night
fauxnews - May 1, 2016, 12:08 am
Nope. I enjoy living in the 'reality' you've 'cursed' (read:karmically) for yourself.
11BoomBoom - April 30, 2016, 11:41 pm
Yup. Enjoy living in the narrative you've created for yourself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2016, 10:44 pm

*you're
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2016, 10:42 pm

11boomhoom, you new here so I'm going to let you slide a bit ....we don't allow insults or silly alelterations of others use names. Play nice or play elsewhere.
fauxnews - April 30, 2016, 10:10 pm
So, now are you done?
11BoomBoom - April 30, 2016, 9:43 pm
LOL stoogenews. You,a proven liar (WAIT! someone who identifies as a person who uses 'semantics')demands facts on a subject that has destroyed your leftist narrative so that you can spin those facts to suit your leftist narrative. U really funny G.I. ;^
11BoomBoom - April 30, 2016, 9:21 pm
LOL! Y U still mad, stoogenews? A)You didn't have the ability to com-pre-hend what was said B)You still have no intention of com-pre-hending what was said C)You lied D)"Challenge" still won E)Rangers still lead the way. F)Nyuk,nyuk,nyuk :^P
fauxnews - April 30, 2016, 7:52 pm
Let me know when you've calmed down, and we will resume this :-) Or if you need to vent some more, go for it. Either way, there's no rush. I'll be around. Just let me know when you're done. Cheers, mate :-)
fauxnews - April 30, 2016, 7:45 pm
Sooo..lol..about that source.Glad you know your ABCS..but I'd really like to know(A)if you have proof for your claim in postt#79919.Or(B)is this tantrum your way of telling me(indirectly)you dont have proof?If I dont get(A)I will a**ume(B)and address that
11BoomBoom - April 30, 2016, 4:08 pm
LOL! Y U mad, stoogenews? As often as you've been caught in a lie (what you call 'semantics')you should be used to it by now,oh mighty IDF commando. A) "Challenge" won. B) "Challenge" staying won. C) Rangers lead the way. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, stoogenews :^)
fauxnews - April 30, 2016, 12:36 pm
Do you wanna(A)man-up for a change and finally provide a source for post#79919,or(B)chicken out again,with MORE lame excuses,AND your faux-military-tough-guy-shtick?(only proving so far you really dont know what your talking about)Is it(A)or(B)? :^D (2/2)
fauxnews - April 30, 2016, 12:26 pm
Another one of your dishonest,cowardly dodges.So,if you want to fallaciously make this about semantics,fine then: I "challenge" you for YOUR SOURCE that,in comment#79919,"the largest segment of American college graduates are military servecemembers."(1/2)
11BoomBoom - April 30, 2016, 10:40 am
Aaaaannnnddd... you still cannot com-pre-hend. The actual quote is a far cry from 'most college grads are in the military.' Your "challenge" was to have someone prove your lie. Your "source" for your lie is you. "Challenge" won. Cheers!
fauxnews - April 30, 2016, 10:01 am
Nope.A dishonest copout isnt a answer,either.You said in comment#79919,"the largest segment of American college graduates are military servecemembers." We "challenged" you for a source many times.You keep chickening out,and did again.Enjoy your denial :^)
11BoomBoom - April 30, 2016, 8:43 am
Curly and you? So which Stooge are you, fauxnoise, Moe, Larry, or Shemp? Clearly, you lack the ability to com-pre-hend what you read. Ergo, if a statement does not fit your leftist liberal narrative, misquote it until it does. That answer your "challenge?
fauxnews - April 29, 2016, 7:52 pm
But you really haven't answered my question. A putdown isn't an answer ... Why would I be offended? :-)
fauxnews - April 29, 2016, 7:37 pm
Uh,huh.Look,I was simply asking MPsniper a question.Yet,YOU are SOOO "offended" about something, you insecurely b'utted in, making an angry unprovoked personal attack.Comment #80088 sounded like a bitter middle aged woman on menopause.What's YOUR beef?lol
fauxnews - April 29, 2016, 7:25 pm
Uh, huh. Yes, yes, more excuses. Back to Post#79919. where you said 'most college grads are in the military.' So far, when challenged,you've repeatedly chickened out. Are you going to provide proof for that, or not? Your trolling now reeks of desperation.
fauxnews - April 29, 2016, 7:10 pm
Well, aren't we a big boy today. You can count to four! You've been watching your Sesame Street lately. Since we're 'counting'... *In my best 'The Count' voice* "That's FOUR! Four times you chickened out on showing proof for comment#79919! Mwa ha ha ha!
fauxnews - April 29, 2016, 3:31 pm
*yawn* You're so upset,you're grasping for straws,mate.If you have to go outta your way to call others b-utt hurt,offended,or drop your own mic(which your insecurity predictably makes you do)chances are you are projecting.But sry I offended you.Cheers :^)
11BoomBoom - April 29, 2016, 1:59 pm
LOL! Three! Three full paragraphs from fauxnoise desperately crying about how he desperately does not look for ways to be desperately offended! heh-heh-heh-heh
fauxnews - April 29, 2016, 11:08 am
...Curly and I are STILL waiting.Yet,ironically,this is topical to the meme here:you try to hide your insecure cowardice and wounded quixotic'Nixonian conservatism' in tough guy-military-drag.You're a reqular military Drag Queen,mate.Oh,the irony :^D(2/2)
fauxnews - April 29, 2016, 10:46 am
P.S.Being liberal or conservative isn't 'genetic.' ;^) Not that is the most ignorant thing you've said.Post#79919 was:where you said 'most college grads are in the military.' A claim that when challenged,you still cowardly refuse to man up with proof(1/2)
fauxnews - April 29, 2016, 10:39 am
LOL-Oh? I've pushed a b'utton I see? X-D Hmmm,I think it is obvious who the "offended" one is here, considering that it was 'obvious' I wasnt even speaking to you. Yet here you are insecurely looking for a chance to engage me,ANY chance,you can get X-D
11BoomBoom - April 29, 2016, 7:43 am
Could have been directed at the Easter Bunny, fauxnoise. As a typical left wing liberal, you would have found some way of being offended. It's in your DNA.
fauxnews - April 28, 2016, 4:07 pm
Who is this directed at? The homophobes or the cross-dressers?
MPsniper - April 27, 2016, 7:02 pm
you are what your DNA says you are, not what you think you are. to believe otherwise is a mental illness that must be treated.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2016, 1:25 pm

You guys need to tone it down. No more accusations of false accounts or "mom" talk.
fauxnews - April 27, 2016, 9:05 am
So..as I finish this lively banter with you over this lovely breakfast I made for myself,I can think of an even better 'dish' I made - that food for thought I shared with you.Bon appetit.You can thank me later ;-) Have a good morning.Cheers,11BoomBoom :-)
fauxnews - April 27, 2016, 8:57 am
And the only real casualties from your toxic insecurity in your phony war has been your own identity,reputation and cred.Nothing you do could EVER "hurt"us when our best defense against you has BEEN YOU,and standing outta the way of your f*ck ups ;-)(2/2)
fauxnews - April 27, 2016, 8:42 am
Fair enough,11BoomBoom.We can talk about "the reality":what ever you hope to accomplishment with your fail-trolling,you're bringing a knife to a gun fight.And history show that your biggest enemy in this phony war you wage on politifake is yourself.(1/2)
fauxnews - April 27, 2016, 8:10 am
...That would be SO embarrassing,in fact,there's only ONE thing MORE embarrassing:these massive goof-ups you anxiously fumble your way into(ie.66657,66661).That's why you always end up my b*tch in this.Good boy. Here's another treat, fido. Cheers :^)(2/2)
fauxnews - April 27, 2016, 8:02 am
Now, now,Mr.Galt. Dont insult yourself like that with your fantasy.My mum used to get with JEWISH men.She's not pure enough for you Klansmen for that obvious reason X-D But we do agree on one thing: it would be embarrassing for you to be anyone's dad(1/2)
11BoomBoom - April 26, 2016, 11:30 pm
Now, now, fauxnoise. You know how much your mom hates it when you talk about her first 11 paternity tests to find out who your father was (:^( Especially since number 12 turned out that your father was christopherstonerking (:^O
fauxnews - April 26, 2016, 9:26 pm
66657 = 11WhoopsWhoops (In stereo, no less!) :-D Your 'slip' is showing. You're the gift that keeps on giving. I also like 11D'ohsD'ohs X-D


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Curlyrocks - November 28, 2014, 5:45 pm
Yeah but not until after he had sh** a cop, so you know 1 for 1 and no riots.
Cannabal - November 28, 2014, 5:03 pm
And yet, if Michael Brown was armed, he would've be sh** by police all the same.


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See my Politifake regarding Freud's take on Hillary.
Libertas - October 30, 2015, 7:53 pm
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